I’ll bet you were all wondering where the Dagger of Ultimate Randomness ran off to. Just because you forgot about it doesn’t mean I have. The next few pages coming up are so good that I envy you. I envy you because you don’t know what’s going to happen yet so you get to be surprised, (Like when Darth Vader’s trans-gendered daughter finds out she’s been dead the whole time at the end of that movie. Wait… I might have that confused.) Because Ben and I are just the dumb old creators we know everything that’s coming up so for us… no surprise. It’s just not fair.
Anyway, speaking of random glory, what is up with this amazingly bizarre commercial? All I know is that I want to smell like that guy now.
